ahh yes one direction, the band for little girls.. the bubblegum pop casting band with school supply merch… the band with the members who always grab their dicks on stage… sometimes their own sometimes each other’s… the band with the weed… the reason i masturbate till im sore and crying
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
i love nicki but telling skinny girls to fuck off at the end of anaconda is not the body positivity i thought she was spreading by owning her ass. “he can tell i ain’t missing no meals” sounds a lot worse to me now. don’t throw other girls under the bus and criticize their bodies to appeal to a man