a giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. ever think about that? no. you only think about yourself.

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framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

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Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

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louisemoji:

have you cried yet today

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dylmao:

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

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gooutfighting:

if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying

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itscityzen:

lourryshots:

they’re in the middle of a worldwide tour and they have another one next year and four is #1 on itunes without even being released yet WHO RUN THE WORLD

perseass:

I can already feel people saying that Cara’s too skinny for Margo like they said Ansel wasn’t hot enough for Augustus.

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